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Fund Demotivational Poster


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE MATRIX: - "Hello. Have you allowed Jesus to come into your life and become your personal Savior?"


TAGS: smith religion evangelical fundamentalists
Rating: 2.73/5

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awesomejeezus - October 26, 2009, 9:49 pm, #131046
RISE AND SHINE, MR.FREEMAN. RISE AND SHINE.


DEFINITIONS - Research Grants: Money well wasted to establish inconclusive results.




YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss


TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm, #215078
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...


LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am, #220881
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE -


TAGS: refund motifake fodder tth mailbait merchandising
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:39 pm, #169821
I am going to miss Booger's Avatar though. it was funny. Oh well.
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:24 pm, #169796
i missed this sh*t but wow is that funny. 5l's aggy for fighting the good fight.
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:43 am, #169658
this one random
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:36 am, #169652
You had me at "Hello," Agatha.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:34 am, #169651
Suspected, or hoped?
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:24 am, #169650
You know, I've always suspected...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:20 am, #169648
LMAO! I'm a her! This is how everyone finds out?
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:14 am, #169647
check out her actual page, they have some hate for you
forseti - April 5, 2010, 1:12 am, #169646
rofl... ira**jello sux...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:05 am, #169644
Thanks, phy - booger13 accused me of "stealing" this pic from him... citin a poster he made on deviant art... which sucked. http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:59 am, #169641
I'm too tired to read 38 comments, but f***ing A aggy, 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:23 pm, #169473
LMAO! Indeed!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:21 pm, #169472
"Rose" colored? Bwahahahahah
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:17 pm, #169469
As far as the glasses, they're all the same color... just like everyone here.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:15 pm, #169468
If you look close enough, this model is actually brunette... you're free to color to taste.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:14 pm, #169467
Is it possible to get bright glasses with a brunette?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:53 pm, #169453
Or, Briahere, for that matter.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:52 pm, #169452
Seems too angry to be a girl, although yes, certainly yammers like a Britarded.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:51 pm, #169451
sorry, it talks like a 10 year old girl
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:46 pm, #169450
May we soon forget Booger of Rose.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm, #169449
Also, on the plus side, my desserts feel a LOT safer.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm, #169448
I would like to see some proof that booger took the pic in question. Otherwise.... where did HE get it?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm, #169447
She? Come on now, Dre.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm, #169446
I love how bad hers were too. I remember he/she kept pming me about stuff. Kind of weird
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm, #169445
I'm not nice, though. But, I've been trying.... and this is what happens.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm, #169444
We'd have about 8 posters left if we removed ones used online.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm, #169443
Yeah, the closing rant was entertaining though. "makes about as much sense as aggy as a nice person." You can tell, man, booger was a scholar.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm, #169442
LMAO Dre!!! I know, right?
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:41 pm, #169441
Reusing a pic on the interwebs?????? OH **** SON, **** JUST GOT REAL
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:39 pm, #169439
No loss. Just another drive by commenter who never made a single contribution to the site.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:36 pm, #169437
You know, I saw this coming...and yet I did nothing to prevent it. Bon voyage, Boogerino! We've had our share of male lesbos.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:33 pm, #169436
I took a picture from "poster fodder" thread, and made a motifake. You made a poster from the same picture on another site... and it sucked. Got to bed, little girl... there's no victory to be had here today.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:32 pm, #169435
I always knew you were a little b**** Booger. Thanks for proving us all right!
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:31 pm, #169434
as far as I ra** JELLO , makes as much sence as aggy as a nice person
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:30 pm, #169433
i dONT GIVE A 4K , YOU ARE A Theif AND BAN me who the FRAK cares, have fun being a trainwreck of a person PHYSICLLY AND MENTALLY . and yes THEY GIVE B17CH3S like u mods because u SUCK AT LIFE. *TAKES THE BAN happily* GOOD LUCK COW
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:21 pm, #169430
Normally, your a** would be dead as f***ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna ban you, I wanna help you. But I'm not going to let you call me out in public... so, sleep for now.
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:17 pm, #169428
Hey booger, great work at the devian.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:16 pm, #169427
what kind of name is I ra** Jello ?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm, #169426
Motifake rule: Ripped off pic on the internet: no such thing. Time out for booger.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm, #169425
I see no copyright. Nor do I see your name on the poster. STFU whiner!
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:13 pm, #169424
flat out telling you , U RIPPED OFF my pic >>http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204 (dated feb 19 on devi)
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm, #169421
Hello? Are you calling me out, kid? That is not the right move. I'm not a total CART, but I am a moderator... and you are not bright. Thank you, though... for sharing.
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:09 pm, #169420
ok i call BULL5H1T , this image i had on my page on deviant art. WAS SUBMITTED AND REJECTED .... THATS STRIKE ONE aggy . WAY TO BE A TOTAL C**t
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm, #169415
What if I don't need a blonde? Can I get a redhead in exchange? Goin' postal x 5
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:49 pm, #169410
TTH rePMs
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:47 pm, #169409
Aggy PM's
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:43 pm, #169408
Thanks goes to TTH for the pic and the mailbait line. And, as luck would have it, my parents kept the box, and let me play "fort" in the refrigerator. When I'd come to, it was always a doctor who had found me. Or, a child protective services worker.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:41 pm, #169407
lol "mailbait" tag 5/5
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:40 pm, #169406
5 olala
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm, #169403
Nice one Aggy. 5L
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:34 pm, #169402
The better to play fort with! Refrigerator boxes are better though, because you can turn the spare material into weapons.
MO - April 4, 2010, 1:31 pm, #169401
Good lord she's got a big box though.....


A HYPROCRITE - is any Fundamentalist who owns a GPS.


TAGS: religion fundamentalist
Rating: 2.63/5

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GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:24 pm, #190208
Thanks Faceplant. Presceiate the support. Our guest needs to grow some G2, also. (Let's see if he/she can figure out the LXX reference.)
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #190207
Dear guest. You've missed the point so entirely. The "map" is of the earth taken from the description in Genesis. That is the fundamentalist reality; and no room for the physics of "orbiting birds" to power a GPS. (Shrugs) The spelling is from the LXX.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 5:59 pm, #190118
Hey anon guest, why don't you grow some ball and register before you try smashing a newbie. Run along now
GySgt1811 - August 20, 2010, 10:26 am, #190049
Not very funny, I know, but I must have stepped on some fundie toes. I LOVE it when I do that!


CRAZY FUNDAMENTALISTS - And they aren't even from Utah ...




FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY -


TAGS: todd christensen children s relief fund
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 5:08 pm, #118947
Nastily hilarious.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 4:53 pm, #118946
How could you man!!!


UNLIKE IN REAL LIFE -


TAGS: idea calendar focus perseverance trust fund
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 16, 2012, 3:24 am, #240637
lol... now I know who to blame for my failure and, also, I realized that I got to get rich, so that my children to succed...hehehe
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 10:01 pm, #240634
oops...the advice was...get out!
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 10:00 pm, #240633
My parents gave me somewhat the same advice, it went a little like this....you're a bright young girl Missy, you're 18 Missy, your mom and I have shared one idea for the past year for you Missy....! They weren't rich so I ended up here. :)


So... -


TAGS: charities direct marketing fundraising
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - November 24, 2013, 6:30 pm, #251157

Not true, I no longer keep a Kosher house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 11:16 pm, #251139
He says he loves beef, but he'll only spring for beef substitute.
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #251132
I so love a verbal battle of the titans. Yer turn Moooooooooooooooooou. Oh, wait, rerun just found the smidgeon of copper in his dime shred, doubt he’ll be back for a while.
rerun - November 23, 2013, 8:56 pm, #251128

I still love you, but bite me beef boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 8:37 pm, #251127
I know there's a joke here about Rerun being Jewish and shredding a dime.....someone help me put it together. I won't sleep until I have closure on this issue.
TheSanityInspector - November 23, 2013, 2:43 pm, #251125
Ouch!
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:49 am, #251124

I shred all my "junk" mail. I received a letter like this, didn't realize there was a coin in it. Needless to say, that dime cost me $149.99 for a ruined shredder
Silverheart - November 22, 2013, 6:10 pm, #251118
Nice! Think of the un***ped potential of all the nickels... all the coins, for that matter, currently in the world.


AMBITION -




SALLY STRUTHERS HERE -


TAGS: christian chidrens fund and i had to watch that psa again
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 5:50 pm, #83636
Hey, you know what'd be way cool? If the Braillettes did a benefit concert ....


INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed


TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm, #101860
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm, #101858
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?


ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.. -




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